cassiel
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Post by cassiel on Feb 8, 2007 16:30:18 GMT 8
This can be done fairly easily in a few steps:
1. Live in housing estate. 2. Park car in driveway. Gate open or close - optional. 3. Place shiny new Nikes in plain view at the steps outside your house. Main door firmly shut. 4. Hide under car with weapon - bat, hefty 2x4, a brick, etc. Devious. I like. 5. When you see slippered feet sneak past into the compound, scrabble quietly out near the gate - thus cutting off his exit. 5a. If there is an accomplice on a bike nearby, hit him first. 5b. Make sure they aren't your friends or family, then lay about the layabout with something heavy. 6. Drag the unconscious bodies into the house and tie to chair, secure red ball straps in the mouth. 7. Then. 8. Muhuhahaha...
9. Call the police lah. What were you thinking?
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Post by Plo Strax-Avix on Feb 8, 2007 21:54:39 GMT 8
But I was thinking of capturing the perpetrator alive, then treating him to reenactments of Reservoir Dogs or Hostel. Everytime I become a victim of theft (and its been quite a few times) I wish I have connections in the CIA/MI5/KGB or other super secret intelligence agency so that I can use their resources to track down the perpetrator, and make the thief's life a living hell...
They'd go through the rest of their pathetic lives wondering why their life sucks for no apparent reason. One day I'll walk right up and quietly say "not so fun now that YOU are the victim, is it?" and then just walk away and disappear.
In comes the 'sweepers' to finish them off.
Ok I'm day dreaming...again...but wouldn't that be sweet? ;D
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Post by Plo Strax-Avix on Feb 8, 2007 22:06:24 GMT 8
Where the heck(or how the heck) can get barbed wire here (besides the army depot) I've never seen those in hardware stores or even any construction site... who the heck needs or sells barbed wire here??? I can only picture barbed wires on battlefields/zones or police blocks/riot control (even then didn't recall seeing it here, but then again lots of stuff is censored here). Maybe the house owner is in the Armed Forces or brought back from overseas... Are you serious??? You can buy barbed wire at most hardware stores. Usually they don't display it like they do the wire mesh or mosquito net, but just ask discreetly and I'm sure they'll be kind enough to lead you to the back room where not only will you find barbed wire, but also razor wire, anti-personnel mines, rocket launchers, etc etc etc...
Ha ha ha my mind is wondering again... ;D
But seriously, barbed wire is very common. You might not find it in ACE hardware but its definitely available in hardware shops frequented by contractors. I know a few hardware stores in Kepong and Sri Gombak which definitekly have it.
Its usually installed on school fence, government office fence, warehouse fence, and even some houses use them. I think I have a small roll lying around somewhere. Don't remember why I have it but I do.
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Post by Chakotay on Feb 9, 2007 9:01:04 GMT 8
But I was thinking of capturing the perpetrator alive, then treating him to reenactments of Reservoir Dogs or Hostel. Wah! cassiel you have a brutal darkside inside you. God, Reservoir Dogs is one hell of a gory story. Are you suggesting the ear treatment or die slowly in the pool of own blood?
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cassiel
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Post by cassiel on Feb 9, 2007 13:27:24 GMT 8
Actually, I am a peaceful and meek sheep-like man . But the impotent police force and the escalating crime rate has unleashed my pent-up but righteous fury. Rrrrrr.... Seems like the cops only give a damn about high profile and top dollar crimes while everyday people I know are getting mugged, robbed, snatched, etc.
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Post by cassiel on Feb 9, 2007 13:31:55 GMT 8
I think I have a small roll lying around somewhere. Don't remember why I have it but I do.[/quote] Piecing together a Hellraiser costume perhaps?
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Post by The SITH OverLORD on Feb 9, 2007 13:43:57 GMT 8
Actually, I am a peaceful and meek sheep-like man . But the impotent police force and the escalating crime rate has unleashed my pent-up but righteous fury. Rrrrrr.... Seems like the cops only give a damn about high profile and top dollar crimes while everyday people I know are getting mugged, robbed, snatched, etc. That's the FACTS of LIFE dude. Guess you're in the midst of setting up your neighbourhood Vigilante Committee with all your rant?
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Post by Plo Strax-Avix on Feb 10, 2007 21:10:06 GMT 8
I think I have a small roll lying around somewhere. Don't remember why I have it but I do. Piecing together a Hellraiser costume perhaps? OUCH! That's painful just THINKING about it!
Hey if we catch the shoe thief the barbed wire would be useful for tying him up. The more he struggles the more the barbs dig into his skin...BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! ;D
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cassiel
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Post by cassiel on Feb 12, 2007 17:50:57 GMT 8
Ouch! Nasty. I like. But no neighborhood vigilante team - while that would give you better coverage, it leaves you too many open venues to getting caught by unsympathetic authorities. No, it's best just me, Micro and my battle van. Waitaminute. Whoops, sorry! Just channeled Frank Castle there for a moment. ;D
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