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Post by Plo Strax-Avix on Nov 19, 2006 11:41:00 GMT 8
This thread is for compiling all the really funny and witty things we come across or get forwarded in one place.
You can post jokes, poems, songs, and even pictures, but videos should be posted as a link to reduce download time.
I'll start with something forwarded to me by P-Zan.
Pemabuk Gila
Lou por drove her Proton Saga, To the food court plaza, Found a parking for her car, Got down to get some ikan bakar.
Dunno dari mana, Came one stupid kereta, Dari belakang he go and langgar, Bumper jatuh, lampu pun pecah.
That idiot lagi bolih ketawa, Never say sorry also tak apa, Somemore say bukan dia salah, Cakap itu gua bini punya masaalah.
Datang satu kereta polis beronda, Dalam ada dua orang mata-mata, Panggil dia pergi parking sebelah, Told her to report dengan segara.
That barger panic cepat cepat kata, "Lu tau saya siapa" "Saya kenal lu punya ketua" "Jangan bikin sendiri susah"
Polis tak hairan sama dia, Kenal ketua pun tak apa, Check dulu ada mabuk kah tada, Sebab badan manyak kuat bau arak.
Si- mabuk manyak kuat marah, Talking also tak tentu arah, Shout here shout there like anjing gila, Bikin malu sendiri sahaja.
Polis told him diam diam sudah, He act like tak bolih dengar, Lagi start to cakap kasar, Ah Sir pun mula hilang sabar.
Handcuff dia terus kasi keluar, Satu pegang tangan, satu tarik seluar, Tolak dia dalam kereta ronda, Masuk lockup tengok dia bolih buat apa.
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