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Post by E-Wing on Jul 25, 2005 12:21:30 GMT 8
since this started in another topic, i'd thought i'd actually start one for it.
O'Neill: Land of sky blue waters... loofas... "Ya sure, you betcha, snookums"... mosquitoes... home of the loon...
O'Neill: I'd be happy to debrief you all after I've debriefed myself for a nice hot shower. Hammond: Permission to shower granted. In fact, I insist on it, Colonel. O'Neill: Bad? Jackson: I wasn't going to say anything...
Jack is about to hit a golf ball through the Stargate: Hammond: Colonel! What the hell do you think you're doing?! O'Neil: whirls around In the middle of my backswing?!
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Post by Hisham on Jul 25, 2005 18:00:47 GMT 8
Zero Hour has a high ration of quips and comebacks.
Mark Gilmore: "The delegates from Amra are furious – they are demanding to be released and say there’s no chance that a trade agreement will ever happen between our governments now." Jack: "Did they try the donuts? You made sure they were Krispy Kremes, right?"
Holographic Ba’al: "You dare mock me?" Jack: "Ba’al, c’mon, you should know ... Of course I dare mock you."
Holographic Ba’al: "I give you one day to comply." Jack: "Is that, like, one Earth day, or ... ?" Baal disappears looking annoyed.
Jack: "Good morning, people. Sure wish I was going with you, but I’ve got a big day planned. Tasting menu items for the buffet."
Sam: "Ba’al’s Jaffa couldn’t find the base but they figured if we turned up ..." Jack: "It’s a great story. More importantly, did Anubis leave anything cool behind?" Daniel: "Not really, no." Jack: "Nuts."
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Post by Commander Kaki on Jul 25, 2005 20:42:56 GMT 8
thanks for the quote webpage!!! really good.
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Post by E-Wing on Jul 25, 2005 23:00:07 GMT 8
thanks. and no problem.
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Post by Commander Kaki on Aug 7, 2005 5:24:12 GMT 8
from unnatural selection episode of season 6(about asking the president regarding saving asgard homeplanet from the replicators):
O'Neill: Suffice to say you might want to get upstairs and punch one on the old speed dial. Hammond: My grandchildren? O'Neill: Two, then.
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Post by Commander Kaki on Aug 7, 2005 5:28:03 GMT 8
Sam : so what they didn't go for? Jack : The name i suggested... Sam : for the ship? Jack : yeah.. Sam : yeah.....Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise(referring to Prometheus).. Jack : why not??
(lol.)
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Post by E-Wing on Nov 24, 2005 6:50:14 GMT 8
O'Neill: All right, I gotta know. What the hell does "kree" mean? Jackson: Well, actually, it means a lot of things. Loosely translated it means "attention," "listen up," "concentrate—" O'Neill: "Yoo hoo"?
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Post by Mia Andriana Dex on Dec 15, 2006 1:53:56 GMT 8
"Colonel O'Neill?" "Lucy! I'm home!" "I am not Lucy." -- Teal'c and Jack, The Broca Divide
"This tastes like chicken." "So what's wrong with it?" "It's macaroni and cheese." -- Daniel and Carter, The First Commandment
"The very young do not always do what they are told." -- Antaeus, The Nox
"You speak!" "When it is appropriate." -- Catherine and Teal'c, The Torment of Tantalus
"Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebrity, and music." "Sex, drugs, and Rock 'N Roll?" -- Daniel and Jack, Hathor
General George S. Hammond: It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the lights on around here. Jack O'Neill: How about a bake sale? Yard sale? Garage... General George S. Hammond: This is what I look like when I'm not laughing, Colonel. Jack O'Neill: Car wash?
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