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Post by Plo Strax-Avix on Oct 11, 2005 18:29:08 GMT 8
Little do loneranger84 know, what he thought is 'healthy rationed cooked food by the imperial cafeteria' that he's munching on, is actually Penguin Sushi, an illusion induced by my Jedi mind trick... ;D
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Post by General Skywalker on Oct 11, 2005 19:22:33 GMT 8
No... no... this cannot be. No wonder the penguins are endangered. They are being fed to the thousands of clones being produced on Kamino! Moons and planets... only the SITH could have arranged for such a horrendous thing! And I do believe I know of certain Jedi Masters who sanction such an atrocity... traitors!!
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Post by Plo Strax-Avix on Oct 11, 2005 20:18:36 GMT 8
I didn't initiate the mind trick, simply reinforced it... ;D
You see, in The SW galaxy, penguins are pests...more abundant then roaches on earth...and they make their nests EVERYWHERE! Hyperdrive manifold, air intake vents, landing gear bay, turbo lift shafts, clogging up everything everywhere! So when the Kaminoans needed a protein rich source to feed their hourde of fast growing clones, the penguin was an obvious choice.
But knowing the clones would not eat something so cute looking, and to save the trouble of cooking soooo much food, they have to trick the clones into thinking they're eating 'healthy rationed cooked food' when they're in fact eating Penguin Sushi...so a certain Ex-Jedi who ordered the clones used mind trick to deceive the clones. All through their growing years and all through their countless missions and wars they've been eating Penguin Sushi...
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Post by The SITH OverLORD on Oct 11, 2005 21:51:05 GMT 8
... only the SITH could have arranged for such a horrendous thing! "Lord Vader"! Have you forgotten that you have become ONE with the SITH Order YOURSELF when you accepted my teachings to SAVE some one from a certain death...
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Post by loneranger84 on Oct 12, 2005 10:42:37 GMT 8
man.... we're so out of topic
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Post by Plo Strax-Avix on Oct 13, 2005 10:20:22 GMT 8
man.... we're so out of topic Biaselah tu... ;D
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Post by loneranger84 on Oct 13, 2005 12:57:36 GMT 8
*takes out blaster and blast avix which was caught unaware and die with a lot of hole on his body/head/limbs/private and no THIS IS NOT JEDI MINDTRICK, DNA sample has approved that there's trace of penguin sushi in alvix bloodstream and each blood has the name AVIX, this proves he's a PENGUIN EATER which is he btw blablabla. Crematon will be today as of now, them empire have more troopers to blast his corpse till the all become dust, the end of avix
Once MORE the SITH will RULE the GALAXY, and we will have Peace....
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Post by Rhyden on Oct 13, 2005 13:18:26 GMT 8
Now I am seriously seriously confused... We have Jedis and Rebels feasting on 'defenseless' penguins... possibly backed with the Emperor and we have a clone and a swinging Jedi-Sith defending the critter... talk about role reversals! hehehehe. ;D
And oi... keep that blaster out of my face, Loneranger... I have one too... Will be weird to have two swiss cheese looking soldiers gasping with holes in our bellies and penguin sushi/sashimi all over the floor!
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Post by loneranger84 on Oct 13, 2005 15:12:59 GMT 8
*keep on shooting on avix's dust*
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Post by Plo Strax-Avix on Oct 13, 2005 16:52:57 GMT 8
*Since he's still under the influence of the mind trick, loneranger84 only thought he's killed Master Avix. Everything that happened so far is all in his mind. In fact he's not even holding a blaster, but a piece of stick, while everyone else stood around him and gawk in amazement as he continue 'shooting' at what he though is Master Avix's dust...*
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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