Turkish Star Wars

[Plo Strax-Avix]

Waaaaay before Georgie ruined SW, the Turks did it first... ;D

Found this over at startrek.com.my (yes they ruined Star Trek too...). Really hillarious stuff, if you can supress your feeling of disgust and hold back your tears to read through it...

www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22122

[Hisham]

My next best guess is that they’re hit by lasers since they both fall down when a man in armor shows up. Turkish special effects are not what you’d call an exact art, and here the picture is severely scratched up, which I think indicates a failed attempt at scratching a laser-like beam onto the film itself.

Luke, Han, and Leia fight for a little bit then grab one child and run away, leaving the rest of the kids at the mercy of Turkish Chewbacca, a huge armored gorilla with paper clips dangling on tinsel from its fingertips. And while I was waiting for Luke and Han to come back and karate it from behind, it kills the hell out of every last kid. Emphasizing the horrors of space gorillas, the movie pauses on a slow panning shot of the pile of child corpses, which is only slightly ruined by Turkish child actors’ inability to sit still when they’re pretending to be dead.

OMG! That's the funniest thing I've ever read in a while.

[Plo Strax-Avix]

Hisham said:

OMG! That's the funniest thing I've ever read in a while.

If only we can get hold of these Turkish videos & have a good laugh at a gathering ;D

[The SITH OverLORD]

SaberMaster said:

If only we can get hold of these Turkish videos & have a good laugh at a gathering ;D

Good idea! Is there anywhere we can download it from the Internet and burn it onto a recordable CD?