Post by fishyahoo on Apr 10, 2005 9:33:32 GMT 8
Posted in the MySciFiFan mailing list recently by a member:
10. Uses Jedi "choking" technique to dispel obnoxious subordinate
9. Reason for choosing new team member: "The Force is strong in this one"
8. Uses exceptionally large laser pointer during presentations
7. Personal e-mail address: dvader@empire.gov
6. Can predict schedule slips by "sensing a disturbance" in Microsoft Project
5. Refers to accounting department as "Beancounting Droids"
4. Demands office air conditioning be set extremely low because of "asthma"
3. Can manipulate 3D computer models without using a mouse
2. Despite advanced technology, products easily defeated by small, third world company of hirsute, bear-like midgets
...and the No. 1 sign your team leader might be Darth Vader:
1. Originally hired into organization as a consultant
10. Uses Jedi "choking" technique to dispel obnoxious subordinate
9. Reason for choosing new team member: "The Force is strong in this one"
8. Uses exceptionally large laser pointer during presentations
7. Personal e-mail address: dvader@empire.gov
6. Can predict schedule slips by "sensing a disturbance" in Microsoft Project
5. Refers to accounting department as "Beancounting Droids"
4. Demands office air conditioning be set extremely low because of "asthma"
3. Can manipulate 3D computer models without using a mouse
2. Despite advanced technology, products easily defeated by small, third world company of hirsute, bear-like midgets
...and the No. 1 sign your team leader might be Darth Vader:
1. Originally hired into organization as a consultant
