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Post by The SITH OverLORD on Dec 23, 2005 12:46:15 GMT 8
Recent OT Replies that were PURGED / TRANSPLANTED from the THE OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY THREAD
I hope you didn't celebrate your b'day by killing Tusken Raiders (ngek ngek ngek... ;D)
kill them... kill them aaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll... you're of legal age... rid us of this scourge!!!
killing Tusken Raiders what a baaad suggestion for some one who has reach the legal age of 18. Here come let me offer you a slice of Sand Bat cake instead! ;D [/quote] *Hick....!!* Feeling seasick.... *Hick..!* [/color] Hmm..... nak corrupt or kena lebih extra care [/quote] First we corrupt... and then we make sure Dark Ani face the other side when he feels like turning green and hurl his guts out. Hehehehe... remind me to jar his head whenever I can... and then run as hard as I can before he lightsabers my arse... Happy Birthday Killing Tusken Raiders?~ Where?! If there's a massacre I want to be in the middle of the fugly Tussken-killing spree. Show me the way!! Not before they spear your Penguin with their Gaderffi Sticks and make Penguin-Kebab Tusken Raider style out of it! But Dark Ani do have a habit of protecting cute lil Sammies. So, he can still do that and kill the Tuskens? Consider it his duty... to protect the innocent and to wipe out all the 'mumsie killers' wherever he can. *carefully polishes Dark Ani's lightsaber* There you go... happy hunting! Do place the decapitated Tusken heads in a triangle formation so that the rest of us can have a bowling session later on. Ta! ;D yes, yes, save sammy... kill tusky!!! Mumsie killer... That's a good one Rhyden! Dark_Ani, u can...urgh, just gave the final 'head' count coz me & fishyahoo once discuss on a bowling tourney for myscififan. And i just knew the girls have good bowling skill by using force throw, right Rhyden? There is only one limited edition Tusken head I want. ONE. v(-_- )m Noted, Suet... since chances are I'll be doing the cleaning up after the slaughter-fest, I'll put the said head in a bag for ya. Want a bow with it since it is Xmas and all? Then it is off to boooowling... What should we use for a bowling ball... hmmmm? Must be big and heavy enough so that it makes a pleasant squishing noise when it runs over the tusken heads... Don't worry about the heads running out... Dark_Ani should be able to provide us with a few tribes worth at the very least... starting with one particular tribe. *eyes glinting evilly* Owwww... Ezli... you don't have to let the girls know I ratted on them. Geeze! ooooooh.. this is gotta be there! wouldn't miss it for the world! i can just imagine it now... the tuskey head going bonk in all directions... *I sense a foreboding tusken raider slaughterfest approaching* i can help u roast it with my force pike with some electricity seasoning.
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Post by The SITH OverLORD on Dec 23, 2005 13:25:05 GMT 8
*Looks at the Valley of the Spirits where the recent Tusken Raider slaughter took place at the hands of Dark_Ani.
Summoning the Powers of the Dark Side of the Force, the SITH OverLORD uses the arcane midichlorian method that he has used to effectively raised his apprentices Darth Wudious and Darth Tee from the dead (after their fatal encounter with Plo Strax Avix)
An eerie glow of light emanates from the Tusken Raider camp. Slowly each of the decapitated heads begin to rejoin their slain bodies.
"You all have been slaughtered like defeneseless animals, but from this moment you shall be raised again to serve the Sith Order as my Army of Rejuvenated Tusken Warriors of the Dark Side."
I am your absolute Master and together we shall seek your Revenge."
Evil Laughter can be heard cackling in the dead of the night followed by an unholy grunts of Tusken Raider vocal chords!*
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Post by General Skywalker on Dec 24, 2005 2:16:02 GMT 8
*blinks dully* Have I missed something, my good men?
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Post by Lord Wudious on Dec 24, 2005 2:18:56 GMT 8
Apparently so dark ani... you missed quite a lot... *Looks at the Valley of the Spirits where the recent Tusken Raider slaughter took place at the hands of Dark_Ani.
Summoning the Powers of the Dark Side of the Force, the SITH OverLORD uses the arcane midichlorian method that he has used to effectively raised his apprentices Darth Wudious and Darth Tee from the dead (after their fatal encounter with Plo Strax Avix)
An eerie glow of light emanates from the Tusken Raider camp. Slowly each of the decapitated heads begin to rejoin their slain bodies.
"You all have been slaughtered like defeneseless animals, but from this moment you shall be raised again to serve the Sith Order as my Army of Rejuvenated Tusken Warriors of the Dark Side."
I am your absolute Master and together we shall seek your Revenge."
Evil Laughter can be heard cackling in the dead of the night followed by an unholy grunts of Tusken Raider vocal chords!* Is it neseccary to bring up our (me and Darth Tee's) deaths Great Lord of the Sith?
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Post by Rhyden on Dec 24, 2005 12:38:09 GMT 8
*grins at Dark_Ani* Begging yer grace's pardon. It seems that we have started a celebration of sorts for your birthday whereby yer grace would be so kind as to dispose as many Tusken Raiders as humanly possible within the vicinity of this 'ere encampment and we shall take it upon ourselves to dispose of the said Raiders corpses. We have already started the bowling tourney where we are using 15lbs bowling balls to smack, whack, smash or simply squish decapitated tusken heads.
Unfortunately, just before the start of the second event called the Tusken Head Blast Off** - a competition to pit the engineering skills of your birthday party guests against each other - some nefarious knave have robbed us of our pleasure by stealing the tusken heads. Rumour has it that the Sith Overlord somehow managed to reanimate these foul creatures. Hence their renewed numbers again.
Now, I beg of you, yer grace... take yer lightsaber and rid us of this menace. Slay them as much of them as possible and let us continue with what possibly be the first Tusken (Funeral) Games. The other Jedi, Sith, Imperials, Rebels... I urge the same of ye. Take up yer weapons and wreck havoc we shall!!!
To prevent the rebirth of these creatures again, I have now arranged for transportation to the Great Pit of Carkoon. *hauls a newly beheaded Tusken and gleefully flings the body to the Sarlacc* That's two... get me another corpse!! A live one will do too... just to keep the old gal happy...
[Note: Tusken Head Blast Off: The one who can design/make an engine or device that can fling a tusken head the furthest wins. For those unable or unwilling to do all the calculations, they would have to settle with finding the most inventive and creative (if occassionally humorous) ways to fling their tuskey heads out on the hot sands of Tatooine.]
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Post by vkkf1977 on Dec 24, 2005 14:00:43 GMT 8
ah well... i'll just borrow a howitzer and fire away!!! oh rats... it blew apart tuskey's head instead!!! can that count???
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Post by Rhyden on Dec 24, 2005 14:22:26 GMT 8
As long as recognisable bits of the head fall on the playing field, it definately counts. However, only the distance for the largest chunk of the said smashed-to-smithereens head will be measured and entered for the competition.
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Post by vkkf1977 on Dec 25, 2005 10:02:11 GMT 8
bomb's awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! Fire in the hole!!! oh... my ... gawd! what was THAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
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Post by The SITH OverLORD on Dec 26, 2005 18:22:36 GMT 8
oh... my ... gawd! what was THAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? Same question repeated by another enthusiastic myscififan participant, "WHAT was THAAAAAAAT???! *Urrghh* *blood splattering everywhere*.
There was a deafing din and bloody mess as volley after volley of laser blaster rifle shots rained death and mayhem on each every one around the borrowed howitzer. These shots seem to be coming from the cliffs overlooking this valley. Fun and laughter turns to Panic as everyone is running in separate directions seeking cover, but was meticulously picked off by these deadly sniper shots. The place become messier by the second as brain matter and body tissues start to litter the place!
A carefully aimed and precise shot struck the firing mechanism of the howitzer and blew it apart, reducing it to a useless hulk of scrap metal in less than a minute. It seems that the bloody mess wasn't the blasted bits of Tusken Raider heads. WHO and WHAT could be firing those shots?
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Post by General Skywalker on Dec 26, 2005 23:42:41 GMT 8
*calmly walks by and prods at a bloody lump on the ground*
Alas, poor *bleep*... I knew him well. *walks off again*
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